Some Ads.

Sunday, March 16, 2014

so off in nearby, nother universe i have influenced events to have a kid text me "hey have you put those googly eyes on your food yet?" and get this pic i win at life



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Saturday, March 15, 2014

Wooden Glasses Holder Peeper Stand - Deer Figurine Decor

I didn't know what a peeper stand was until just now http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F3S3V82 That's a spensive one

from Facebook http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F3S3V82

via IFTTT

Friday, March 14, 2014

Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook

By the time I retire Tim Hortons might not be the hip place to get coffee anymore via IFTTT

untitled

has uploaded a photo to Flickr

from Facebook http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeffdiogenes/13146126384/?v=1

via IFTTT

Monday, March 03, 2014

Even though the choice seems Antoinette-ish the Best Carrot sounds way better than some standard Chocolate Cake.



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Thursday, February 27, 2014



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Friday, February 21, 2014

So, go to Settings General Software Update and get the iOS update. But after you hit 'Download and Install' highlight the link at the bottom, you can Cut. Wait? Huh? Weird.



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Monday, February 17, 2014



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Friday, February 14, 2014



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Wednesday, February 12, 2014



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Sunday, February 09, 2014

Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook

Tip: Don't make Lego minifigs of your wife if you can't somehow make her smaller or the rest of the Lego Universe fatter. via IFTTT

Friday, February 07, 2014

I shot the deer



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Sup wedding peeps via IFTTT



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Sunday, February 02, 2014

Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook

Lady just double bagged my wireless speaker because she did think it was a jar of jam via IFTTT

Saturday, January 11, 2014

Tequila Mockingbird (+ Creme Brule) It's for the cause of literature.



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Sunday, December 29, 2013

Friday, December 20, 2013



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Sunday, December 15, 2013



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Monday, November 25, 2013

Random Thought

Is it bad I just want an album of Black Crowes backup singers?

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Sexy Mood Wraps

Monday, November 11, 2013

Symantec.  Website Security.  Something like that.  Whatever it is, it's another email I want to unsubscribe from.

To do it the right way, and actually click unsubscribe...

TAKES ME TO A FORM THAT COMPELLED ME TO SCREENSHOT IT.


They respect my privacy so hardcore a 14 field form is necessary to subscribe or unsubscribe.

Nah, I'll mark it as spam like I tell people not to.   And then I shall publish all this to the web to empathize with what I'm sure will be a future person-type that wants such empathy.

HERE YA ARE BRO.

Then when this nonsense comes in again, like it's not spam, I will assure my Gmail in fact it is, spam with a filter on the word "Symantec".   Guess that means I won't get anyone's email if it has that verboten word in it.  Alas.  Small price.

Oh yeah.  And yes, I only really use this blog for my ranting convenience.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Jeremy Fish Skin

Zagg skins. new iPad cutout on one (bear & turtle) and got close to
perfectly sized guessing that zagg keyboard skin would fit this
Logitech ultraslim keyboard cover (horse & horse)

I am pleased...
Also please buy lots of stuff from Jeremy Fish who I borrowed the
images from but I wish he got a cut of the profit.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Sunday, April 01, 2012

Untitled


Taken at Jimmy John's

Double Decker Dorito Supreme no Tomato Plz

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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Status: Awesome

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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

an update...

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FYI

Untitled

Monday, February 13, 2012

AutoAP WRT54g ver 6 "RePete"

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move along nothing to see

Friday, February 10, 2012

Booted to the curb.


Taken at Scientific Brake

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

shadows

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Friday, December 30, 2011

iCade...

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50% off, Bed Bath & Beyond...

When TV's get bored they watch the Saginaw River.


Taken at Boat Dock

Thursday, December 29, 2011

ZaggMate No. 2 Fragrance

Bye heavily customized first run ZaggMate w Keyboard, with a custom
Zagg skin on it, who's little hinge prop up thingy finally snapped
off...Hello replacement updated and naked ZaggMate w Keyboard. I
really wish I could have transferred the skin to the new one, but you
can see it was only going to come off stretched and in layers.

I like the feel of these keys better though. I'm not sure what I will
do about the skin or if I will have one.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Friday, November 25, 2011

Siri...


Taken at Boat Dock

Thursday, November 24, 2011

One thing I just don't get about iTunes Match...

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My Top 25 Most Played auto-playlist contains 328 Songs?

Friday, November 04, 2011

Omnio WOW keys

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$40 :)

I like. A lot. Might get another for home sometime. Docks, charges,
& syncs. Not too much room for people with cases on their phones.

Thursday, October 06, 2011

Google Calendar textin 48368

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It might be too much to ask, but I would like my Google Voice # to be
able to txt to the Google Calendar short code and be recognized.
(48368) You can only associate one number to your Calendar.

Thank you whomever cares.

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Cock n Bull


Taken at Red Eye Cafe

Thursday, September 29, 2011

My Pilot days are closing in

I think if I was ever drowning I would grab onto a lime.

From Letters of Note:

My Pilot days are closing in

Late-2000, in an effort to find a sponsor for his act, stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg wrote to the makers of his new favourite pen, The Uni-Ball Gel Impact, and suggested such a partnership. His amusing letter — or, more specifically, a draft of it as written on tour with his wife, Lynn — can be seen below.

Other examples of the late comedian's previously unseen writings can be found at the recently revamped and highly recommended Mitch Hedberg website.

Transcript follows. Image courtesy of MitchHedberg.net.



Transcript
UNIBALL:

HI....

I AM WRITING TO THE MAKERS OF THE UNIBALL 'GEL IMPACT' PEN. UNFORTUNATELY I AM DOING SO WITH A PILOT P-500. AS OF THIS MOMENT, I HAVE YET TO LOCATE YOUR MAGNIFICENT PEN IN A STORE. AS SOON AS I FIND ONE I WILL PURCHASE ONE.

THIS IS THE DEAL....

I AM A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, MY NAME IS MITCH HEDBERG. I HAVE BEEN ON 'THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN' SIX TIMES. I HAVE A ½ HOUR COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL THAT IS PLAYED ON THE CHANNEL ALL THE TIME. I'VE MADE A GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'THAT 70'S SHOW' AND I HAVE A VERY VERY SMALL ROLE IN THE NEW CAMERON CROWE FILM, 'ALMOST FAMOUS.' I'VE DONE JUST ABOUT EVERY CABLE COMEDY SHOW AROUND.

RIGHT NOW I AM ON A TOUR IN AN RV WITH MY WIFE. OUR NEXT STOP IS RALEIGH, N.C.. ONE EVENING WE PULLED INTO A KOA TO SLEEP. I HAD TO FILL OUT A RESIGNATION SLIP AND THE SECURITY GUY HANDED ME ONE OF YOUR GEL IMPACT PENS TO DO THE JOB.

IT WAS A VERY SATISFYING WRITING EXPERIENCE TO SAY VERY LITTLE.

I WOULD LOVE TO ARRANGE A SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH YOUR COMPANY SO I CAN PLUG THE THING. I'D BE SO HAPPY TO WEAR A UNIBALL T-SHIRT ON MY NEXT LETTERMAN SPOT. I'D PROMOTE THE PEN ANYWAY POSSIBLE.

I STILL HANDWRITE MOST OF MY JOKES. PERHAPS I WILL TYPE THEM MORE IF UNIBALL UNLEASHES A GEL IMPACT KEYBOARD. I USE PENS CONSTANTLY. YOUR PEN IS IT. I'VE TRIED BUYING EXPENSIVE PENS BUT NONE HAVE LIVED UP TO THE G.I.. SO SMOOTH AND EASY TO CONTROL.

IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TOGETHER? WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN CO-SPONSORING A TOUR? WE COULD PUT A LARGE BANNER ACROSS THE BACK OF THE STAGE: "GEL IMPACT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WRITTEN VERSIONS OF THE JOKES THIS COMEDIAN IS SAYING."

I'D BE SO PROUD.

LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND THANKS A TON FOR READING THIS.

MY PILOT DAYS ARE CLOSING IN.

SINCERELY,

(Signed)

MITCH HEDBERG
(Address redacted)

SORRY ABOUT ANY SPELLING MISHAPS!


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Thursday, September 22, 2011

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P85

Uh wut? Better yet, Saginaw, don't tell me...

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

[Blah Blah Blah] GodFinger and wants you to join [Blah Blah Blah]

This blog just ended up being a collection of random venting when opting out of email lists doesn't work or something... So sad.  


See if you can opt-out for me?  Lol.  ngmoco sucks.  So does WeRule (crashes, and no the new versions don't fix anything) and GodFinger lost any "it was pretty cool" love when I get these stupid messages daily despite repeatedly opting out.

From: Plus+ <donotreply@plusplus.com>
Date: Wed, Aug 25, 2010 at 4:11 AM
Subject:  is playing GodFinger and wants you to join


O' Wondrous One!

YOUR MOMMA has invited you to play GodFinger, the social god game for the iPhone and iPod Touch! Join now to start populating your planet with Followers, earning gold and buying items to customize your world.

GodFinger is FREE. Download it to become a god now!

Don't want to receive these emails?
Opt-out here


Saturday, March 20, 2010

Eat Some Voicemail

If you read this blog AND if you like going straight to voicemail you should totally take advantage of this opportunity presented below. Ahh Technology.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Quickpost.

I have made $0.27 from this blog over the course of it's time on teh interwebs. Being that this blog cost nothing, it's pure profit, baby. I don't think I'll ever see it because it has to hit somewhere around $100(?) for Google to send me a check. By my calculations I would also have to make around 370 blog sites that ran for 3 years each to make that much. That's a whole lot of blogs about not caring; sure I'd be internet rich and drunk with the resulting power, but what would this do to the world's motivation? I just thought about it, and I can't live with the guilt already.