
Some Ads.
Sunday, March 16, 2014
so off in nearby, nother universe i have influenced events to have a kid text me "hey have you put those googly eyes on your food yet?" and get this pic i win at life

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Saturday, March 15, 2014
Wooden Glasses Holder Peeper Stand - Deer Figurine Decor
from Facebook http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00F3S3V82
via IFTTT
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Friday, March 14, 2014
Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook
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Monday, March 03, 2014
Even though the choice seems Antoinette-ish the Best Carrot sounds way better than some standard Chocolate Cake.

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Thursday, February 27, 2014

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Friday, February 21, 2014
So, go to Settings General Software Update and get the iOS update. But after you hit 'Download and Install' highlight the link at the bottom, you can Cut. Wait? Huh? Weird.

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Monday, February 17, 2014

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Friday, February 14, 2014

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Wednesday, February 12, 2014

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Sunday, February 09, 2014
Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook
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Friday, February 07, 2014
I shot the deer

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Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook
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Sunday, February 02, 2014
Jeffrey Allan Sieggreen from Facebook
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Saturday, January 11, 2014
Tequila Mockingbird (+ Creme Brule) It's for the cause of literature.

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Sunday, December 29, 2013
Friday, December 20, 2013

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Sunday, December 15, 2013

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Monday, November 25, 2013
Random Thought
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Thursday, November 21, 2013
Monday, November 11, 2013
Symantec. Website Security. Something like that. Whatever it is, it's another email I want to unsubscribe from.
To do it the right way, and actually click unsubscribe...
TAKES ME TO A FORM THAT COMPELLED ME TO SCREENSHOT IT.
They respect my privacy so hardcore a 14 field form is necessary to subscribe or unsubscribe.
Nah, I'll mark it as spam like I tell people not to. And then I shall publish all this to the web to empathize with what I'm sure will be a future person-type that wants such empathy.
HERE YA ARE BRO.
Then when this nonsense comes in again, like it's not spam, I will assure my Gmail in fact it is, spam with a filter on the word "Symantec". Guess that means I won't get anyone's email if it has that verboten word in it. Alas. Small price.
Oh yeah. And yes, I only really use this blog for my ranting convenience.
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Wednesday, July 11, 2012
Jeremy Fish Skin
perfectly sized guessing that zagg keyboard skin would fit this
Logitech ultraslim keyboard cover (horse & horse) I am pleased...
Also please buy lots of stuff from Jeremy Fish who I borrowed the
images from but I wish he got a cut of the profit.
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Thursday, April 19, 2012
Sunday, April 01, 2012
Thursday, March 29, 2012
BinFord 3000 Hand Blaster
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Tuesday, March 27, 2012
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Friday, December 30, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
ZaggMate No. 2 Fragrance
Zagg skin on it, who's little hinge prop up thingy finally snapped
off...Hello replacement updated and naked ZaggMate w Keyboard. I
really wish I could have transferred the skin to the new one, but you
can see it was only going to come off stretched and in layers. I like the feel of these keys better though. I'm not sure what I will
do about the skin or if I will have one.
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
My Pilot days are closing in
My Pilot days are closing in
Transcript
UNIBALL: HI.... I AM WRITING TO THE MAKERS OF THE UNIBALL 'GEL IMPACT' PEN. UNFORTUNATELY I AM DOING SO WITH A PILOT P-500. AS OF THIS MOMENT, I HAVE YET TO LOCATE YOUR MAGNIFICENT PEN IN A STORE. AS SOON AS I FIND ONE I WILL PURCHASE ONE. THIS IS THE DEAL.... I AM A STAND-UP COMEDIAN, MY NAME IS MITCH HEDBERG. I HAVE BEEN ON 'THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN' SIX TIMES. I HAVE A ½ HOUR COMEDY CENTRAL SPECIAL THAT IS PLAYED ON THE CHANNEL ALL THE TIME. I'VE MADE A GUEST APPEARANCE ON 'THAT 70'S SHOW' AND I HAVE A VERY VERY SMALL ROLE IN THE NEW CAMERON CROWE FILM, 'ALMOST FAMOUS.' I'VE DONE JUST ABOUT EVERY CABLE COMEDY SHOW AROUND. RIGHT NOW I AM ON A TOUR IN AN RV WITH MY WIFE. OUR NEXT STOP IS RALEIGH, N.C.. ONE EVENING WE PULLED INTO A KOA TO SLEEP. I HAD TO FILL OUT A RESIGNATION SLIP AND THE SECURITY GUY HANDED ME ONE OF YOUR GEL IMPACT PENS TO DO THE JOB. IT WAS A VERY SATISFYING WRITING EXPERIENCE TO SAY VERY LITTLE. I WOULD LOVE TO ARRANGE A SPONSORSHIP DEAL WITH YOUR COMPANY SO I CAN PLUG THE THING. I'D BE SO HAPPY TO WEAR A UNIBALL T-SHIRT ON MY NEXT LETTERMAN SPOT. I'D PROMOTE THE PEN ANYWAY POSSIBLE. I STILL HANDWRITE MOST OF MY JOKES. PERHAPS I WILL TYPE THEM MORE IF UNIBALL UNLEASHES A GEL IMPACT KEYBOARD. I USE PENS CONSTANTLY. YOUR PEN IS IT. I'VE TRIED BUYING EXPENSIVE PENS BUT NONE HAVE LIVED UP TO THE G.I.. SO SMOOTH AND EASY TO CONTROL. IS THERE ANYTHING WE CAN DO TOGETHER? WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN CO-SPONSORING A TOUR? WE COULD PUT A LARGE BANNER ACROSS THE BACK OF THE STAGE: "GEL IMPACT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WRITTEN VERSIONS OF THE JOKES THIS COMEDIAN IS SAYING." I'D BE SO PROUD. LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AND THANKS A TON FOR READING THIS. MY PILOT DAYS ARE CLOSING IN. SINCERELY, (Signed) MITCH HEDBERG
(Address redacted) SORRY ABOUT ANY SPELLING MISHAPS!
Original Page: http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/LettersOfNote/~3/MvmL5rA-qdI/my-pilot-days-are-closing-in.html
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Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
[Blah Blah Blah] GodFinger and wants you to join [Blah Blah Blah]
This blog just ended up being a collection of random venting when opting out of email lists doesn't work or something... So sad.
Date: Wed, Aug 25, 2010 at 4:11 AM
Subject: is playing GodFinger and wants you to join
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Saturday, March 20, 2010
Eat Some Voicemail
If you read this blog AND if you like going straight to voicemail you should totally take advantage of this opportunity presented below. Ahh Technology.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010
Quickpost.
I have made $0.27 from this blog over the course of it's time on teh interwebs. Being that this blog cost nothing, it's pure profit, baby. I don't think I'll ever see it because it has to hit somewhere around $100(?) for Google to send me a check. By my calculations I would also have to make around 370 blog sites that ran for 3 years each to make that much. That's a whole lot of blogs about not caring; sure I'd be internet rich and drunk with the resulting power, but what would this do to the world's motivation? I just thought about it, and I can't live with the guilt already.
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